Wonder Woman Visits Grand Bend. Saves Residents From Alien Invasion.
Wonder Woman was recently spotted in Grand Bend.
The ageless Amazon was seen on Main Street wearing her golden belt and bullet-deflecting bracelets. Instead of her golden lasso she was carrying four neon wands. Given her proximity to Coco’s we can only imagine that she was here for a bit of fun as well as work.
If you’ve ever followed the adventures of Wonder Woman you’ll know that she works for the Inter-Agency Defense Command (IADC), a CIA-type organization that fights criminals and the occasional alien invasion.
Don’t know about you, but my money is on the alien invasion as we all know the only criminals in Grand Bend are the ones that patrol the parking meters.
My alien invasion theory has been corraborated by Brian Vike at The Vike Factor who recently reported on a mysterious orange/red-coloured object that was detected near the Grand Bend Motorplex on July 14, 2012. Vike also reports on another sighting of two round objects with red and yellow colours on July 28, 2012.
What do you think?
Was Wonder Woman here to save residents from an alien attack?